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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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