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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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