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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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