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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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