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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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