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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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