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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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