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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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