Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.