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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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