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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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