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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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