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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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