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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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