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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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