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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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