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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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