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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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