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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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