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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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