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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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