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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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