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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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