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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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