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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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