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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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