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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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