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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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