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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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