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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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