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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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