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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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