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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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