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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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