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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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