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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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