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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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