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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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