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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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