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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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