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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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