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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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