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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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