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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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