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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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