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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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