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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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