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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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