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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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