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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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