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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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