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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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