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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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