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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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