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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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