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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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