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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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