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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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