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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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