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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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