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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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