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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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